I warned you. x_X Maybe it's my lack of sleep, or maybe lack of human contact that has put me in this mood, but it is something. And all of you will now pay the price.
A while ago I was pondering what the meaning of life is. It's supposed to be really complex and deep, but I will tell you now that you can find it on tv. Yes, and it is not on the Christian or religious channel. No, it is not on FOX news either. It is on the discovery channel. What do animals do in their lives? Let us see.
They are born, they eat, they have sex, and then they die.
Being born, that's the key to life, so it can't be the meaning. Eating? That could be the meaning of life, but that's a little selfish if you ask me, so it can't sustain more than just one being. Dying? Hm. That is what life leads up to, but death is not life, so I'm not really going to count that. So, what does that leave us?
That leaves us with sex.
Yes, sex is the meaning of life. Whoo-hoo! Now we all understand why the NFL has those cheerleaders. I mean, it's not like their cheerleaders ever really helped the team anyway. "You hear those cheerleaders, man? Defense. Yeah, that's what we need." No, they were there for the point of just being there. Why does sex sell? Because it is the meaning of life.
How does the life on a planet go on?
How are the successors of a species born?
And if anyone wants to tell me that sex is the meaning of life for soulless animals, I will tell you that what was the homo sapien before it evolved? Ding ding. (And if you said that it didn't evolve I will slap you).
With humans, no matter how advanced we are, we still have the same purpose. Was our purpose to build airplanes? No. We don't have to hunt anymore, we can be born using a pantry dish, we can be cloned, and new medicine has made us able to cheat death for a couple more years. But what still stays the same?
Sex. Sure, you have your toys (which I shall not get into), but the main idea is still the same (which I will also not get into). There. I opened my mind to you.
Wow. Unless you didn't read that, you just came out of there a little dumber. Or smarter. oO; Complicated.